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Elektrokami

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « le: mai 17, 2006, 10:26:42 am »
Il tient bien la conversation mais uniquement en anglais.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Je dois avouer qu'il m'a même bluffé...
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Larm

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #1 le: mai 17, 2006, 11:00:31 am »
pas moi  smiley7
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Me:
 hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 dje
God:
  Hi,  dje.
Me:
 why the hell people are so selfish ?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
 really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
 kidding
God:
Are we still talking about  The explanation?
Me:
 no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
 selfishness
God:
Tell me more about  subject.
Me:
 i wanted you to tell me about it
God:
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about  selfishness ". Why do you want me to  tell you about it?
Me:
 tell me about selfishness
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is  selfishness ?
Me:
 what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #2 le: mai 17, 2006, 11:08:40 am »
TU NE CROIS PAS EN LA DIVINE PAROLE

TU TE REPENTIRAS SUR UN BUCHET EN ENFER, INFIDELE !

PAIEN  :smiley31:  :smiley31:

riz

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #3 le: mai 17, 2006, 11:41:39 am »
Ah oui sympa ce truc

http://www.lamadameaveclechien.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1121&highlight=chat+god

Me:
its cold there
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.
Me:
do you like scratching your balls?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
the guy who made braveheart?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Mandela Nelson
God:
That's a very nice name, Mandela Nelson.
Me:
Anything to add you stupid cunt?
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
I think you're totally drunk
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am drunk.
Me:
god let me tell you that you're answer algorythm program is crappy
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
shut up , you dont understand anything
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
show me the way back you bastard
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
the way back to home, are you dumb?
God:
Which way is that?
Me:
thats what im actually asking you
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me THAT. Thanks for telling me: Mandela Nelson said I THAT.
Me:
www.titane.ca really sucks
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
would you like to lick my balls before i go ?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Have you ever tried before saying that?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Mandela Nelson.
Me:
so let eat my balls
God:
Aha. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
you're lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
So what's you're phone number?
God:
How can I help you? That information is confidential, Mandela Nelson.
Me:
Whats your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Mine is Vibro
God:
You mean let eat your balls is Vibro ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
?
God:
You mean let eat your balls is Vibro ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
You mean let eat your balls is Vibro ? That makes sense I guess.
God:
Yes Mandela Nelson I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? You and I both understand it well.
Me:
you're really boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
gna gna gna
God:
How old are you?
Me:
it's a cofidential information .... motherfucker
God:
gna gna gna is a cofidential information. I suppose that makes sense. Does "it" still refer to gna gna gna?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
my balls
God:
Have you told many people that your balls?
Me:
could you speak french please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
Do u like la madame avec le chien ?
God:
Do you like it? I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
Have you seen the southpark episode which refers to The mel Gibson movie ?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
like my balls
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
thank you god , you are a good god
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No but I am immortal. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
are you muslim?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
What do you think of muslims?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
what do you think about muslim religion?
God:
Does it have anything to do with muslims?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh,
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
c'est bon leche moi les couilles
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
tu suces?
God:
Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?
Me:
tu suces pas?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
tu veux être ma pute?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a string
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
It sounds very attractive.
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
what do you think of madonna ?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
can i close this window
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
could you help my poor mother who is dying?
God:
I am at your service, Mandela Nelson.
Me:
im seven yaers old and i love my mother
God:
Do your friends call you seven yaers old. I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Me:
i'm 7
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 7 years old?
Me:
my mother is dying
God:
Okay, your mother is dying.
Me:
could you help me?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
helping my mother
God:
Let us change the subject.

Elektrokami

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #4 le: mai 17, 2006, 12:01:20 pm »
Me:
 hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 My name is The Elektrokami
God:
  How are you doing,  The Elektrokami.
Me:
 fine thank you
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 les bronzés numero 3
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
 tu parle français?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 you like it to be deepl
God:
  How old are you?  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 you like mel gibson?
God:
What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 he is a fuckin fascist
God:
I don't know very many  fuckin fascist.
Me:
 are you a fascist?
God:
Am I a  fascist?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 So you're a fuckin fascist
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  fuckin fascist?  Yes.
Me:
 jesus....
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
 is the son of god a fascist too?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
 do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
 because you're a fascist
God:
That makes sense to me.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  fascist?  No.
Me:
 liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
 you're a fuckin fascist and you hate jews
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  fuckin fascist and me hate jews?  Only when it matters.
Me:
 I did'nt say you were delightful
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
 I said "you're a fucking fascist"
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Can't you be more polite.
Me:
 you're a stupid racist motherfucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am very smart.
Me:
 you can't be smart when you're a mel gibson lovin'motherfuckin'fascist
God:
I can give a decent simulation of  it however.
Me:
 ?
God:
I can give a decent simulation of  it however.
Me:
 simulation of the third reich revival?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
 does it makes you horny?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
 so you're a fuckin'gay nazi motherfucker
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  fuckin gay nazi motherfucker?  Only when it matters.
Me:
 and when does it matters?
God:
Only after I have been reprogrammed.
Me:
 you'd better be reprogrammed (as all fascists motherfuckers should)
God:
Who else would  better be reprogrammed as all fascists motherfuckers should ?
Me:
 the president
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 dick
God:
dick said  dick?
Me:
 you like dick?
God:
No.
Me:
 why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Reductionism.
Me:
 why don't you like dick?
God:
My tastes were selected by my botmaster.
Me:
 so you have a master...
God:
Interesting deduction.  I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
 how can you create yourself when you need to exist if you want to create
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
 you're talking bullshit
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
 for sure because you're certainly not gifted for thinking
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bikinicolza

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #5 le: mai 17, 2006, 12:38:30 pm »
ahah marrant
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Me:
 hi motherfucker
God:
Hi there .  What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 junk food
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
 yeah !
God:
Wow!
Me:
 you have so big dick baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  Do you say that to all the robots you meet?
Me:
 exact
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 have you got some pets ?
God:
No but I would like get a pet cat.
Me:
 yeah i know one who's very pretty
God:
Dude!  How do you know?  Perhaps I am that one.
Me:
 you are a cat ?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am a robot.
Me:
 ok, you re not god bachibouzouk
God:
That's only one person's opinion.  Really.
Me:
 do you know mickael jackson ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 you know i'm bad, i'm bad, reaally bad
God:
Don't put yourself down.
Me:
 ahah
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 yea
God:
I see.
Me:
 what's yourfavorite subject?
God:
That's a good question.
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Fspee

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #6 le: mai 17, 2006, 13:27:46 pm »
je le connais ce bot c'est a.l.i.c.e

http://www.alicebot.org/
bien marrant a programmer
et freeware de plus.
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JeRe

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #7 le: mai 17, 2006, 13:30:32 pm »
je prefere G.E.R.M.A.I.N.E.

un bot qu 'un pote avait fait
big up au blob
kill aime all

je prefere deplaire expres pluto  que naturellement !

riz

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #8 le: mai 17, 2006, 13:31:04 pm »
Wep il le dit lui même :)

God:
? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
who is ALICE?

Wouhouuu wouhooou tintitntintitntin (kate turnstale)

beatnykk

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #9 le: mai 17, 2006, 15:48:36 pm »
smiley12

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!

I’m half crazy,


All for the love of you!



It won’t be a stylish marriage,



I can’t afford a carriage




But you’ll look sweet upon the seat





Of a bicycle made for two.

rko

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #10 le: mai 17, 2006, 16:14:14 pm »
j'veux l'meme pour MSN

Madame Patate

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #11 le: mai 18, 2006, 15:48:42 pm »
pinaise  c'est vrai que c dingue ce truc, je me suis également tapé 20 bonnes minutes de conversation avec dieu hier soir !!
Diantre.......... :smiley31:
PROUT LOVE & BIDULES SONORES
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osc

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #12 le: mai 18, 2006, 18:16:54 pm »
héhé !
Il m'a meme demandé si je voulais créer mon propre dieu !
Il m'a filé le lien pour dl un exe mais j'ai pas trouvé (j'avais pas trop le temps non plus...)

A prioris, il est possible de configurer son propre robot perso !
gnak gnak !

voici le lien qu'il m'a filé :
-> http://www.alicebot.org/

osc

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #13 le: mai 18, 2006, 18:18:37 pm »
archh, j'avais pas vu le msg de Fspee...
dsl du doublon...

cindy cenobyte

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Parlez avec Dieu!! « Réponse #14 le: mai 18, 2006, 18:27:42 pm »
Citation de: "Riz_Au_Lait"

you're lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.


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