Cannibal Caniche
Gourbi => Tous a poil et plus vite que ça => Discussion démarrée par: Lain le septembre 27, 2009, 16:09:48 pm
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haha, mortel smiley13
quelques morceaux choisis:
5) talk about how you don't plan on releasing any more stuff for the next few years at
least, because you've "taken things as far as they can go". of course this is a lie, as
plans for your next double 10" picture disc in silkscreened burlap and gauze with rose
petals with accompanying honey-laced acetate with etched b-side are well under way.
for the experts: announce that you're changing the name of your "project" so that
"something new" may be "reborn" from the "ashes" and take you in "new directions" (there
is no need to actually make your new recordings sound any different from the old)
8) collaborate with anyone and everyone you've ever heard of, insist it's just you two
"having fun in the studio", then release it as a high-priced limited edition.
for the experts: in interviews, mention that you're friends with boyd rice.
(how to run a label, manage your band's personal affairs, and properly indicate that your
records sell for three digit prices on ebay)
or, as you would probably call it, TAKTIKAL PROTOKOL GOVERNING THEE OPERATIONS OV A
LUKRATIVE ANARKO-KOLLEKTIVIST FOUNDATION IN THEE MODERN AGE OV PROPAGANDA DISSEMINATION
VIA ELEKTRONIK CHANNELS, DETAILING ALL NECESSARY AKTIONS PERTAINING TO THEE GENERATION OV
KAPITAL AT A RATE RIVALING MANY LARGE KOMMERCIAL BUSINESSES
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smiley5 smiley14
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haha très bon , y'a trop à quoter , à lire !
if you wish to use actual words in your band name, make sure you're not
german, then give your band a german name.
3) describe every wimpy, uninspired release in bombastic terms... it is a "harsh,
unrelenting assault" of "mayhemic electronics" (or, for a metal band, a "blasting
progression of mind-altering riffs"). wallow in masochistic fantasies, tell everyone how
you feel like you've been ass-raped and "pummeled" repeatedly by the "brutal, insensitive
sonic attack" until you collapsed in a whimpering heap, unable to move, save to press the
"repeat" button. if the release is so wimpy that you can't bring yourself to describe it
in such a way, talk about how it brought you "to the depths of despair" and had you
reaching for sharp objects with which to slit your wrists and "end it all."
for the experts: anything involving a keyboard, or released in europe, is "power
electronics" (you will always write the phrase as two separate words, and if you're
really an assmunch, you'll capitalize them).
if you consider yourself an "artist"/"musician"/whatever, and also write for or
publish a magazine, hire a stooge. a stooge is someone who writes reviews for your
magazine, but only of releases you were involved in. as much as you'd like to review your
own boring releases, even you realize how pathetic that would be. nonetheless, many
morons are fooled by the stooge routine. astoundingly, of the ten or so releases given
highest praise in each issue, six or more will be your projects.
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très drôle... et la personne qui a écrit ça connait indubitablement l'indus (au sens large), les références abondent.
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c'est marrant je suis abonné a la newsletter d'important records , la dernière en date annonce la sortie d'un picture disc de Boris avec en intro :
PLEASE don't forward this or post this in any forums/blogs. We've got so few of these that I don't want to have to get a million requests that I can't fill.
même pas deux jours après :
sorry, sold out.
on est en plein dedans smiley4
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un classique toujours aussi drole mais les petits trucs homophobes, quand mème, j'ai du mal